The Vegas Books Have House Over Prairie By 7
’Bred Alerts, 02.03.06 - 02.10.06
Imminent arrivals (all times Pacific):
TV
Movie, Grizzly Man (Discovery, Fri. 02.03, 8 p.m., television premiere) If only he had lived long enough to be on Colbert.
Little House on the Prairie Marathon (Hallmark, Sun. 02.05, all afternoon and evening) What, there’s something else on?
Surface (NBC, Mon. 02.06, 8 p.m.) The "season" finale.
Distraction (Comedy Central, Mon. 02.07, 10 p.m.) The latest in a long line of weak Comedy Central game shows got renewed in spite of its major distraction: an annoying-as-hell host.
Movies
The Pink Panther (in theaters Fri. 02.10) The original is remade as, apparently, a non-comedy.
Final Destination 3 (Fri. 02.10) A Destination has become about the only thing less final than a Fantasy.
DVD
Doom (in stores Tue. 02.07) Bring home the videogame you can’t play!
Elizabethtown (Tue. 02.07) I lived there. (Really. Three years, mid-’80s.) Still don’t wanna see it.
Music
Belle & Sebastian, The Life Pursuit (in stores Tue. 02.07) Another heap of pretension whining your way.
Razors
Gillette Fusion (available Sun. 02.05) It’s super-high-tech! Made at a secret base in the desert! It’ll cut your head clean off!


You shut up! The Gillette Fusion has five blades!
FIVE!!
That’s TWO more than the closest competitor! I can’t wait for six blades!